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Re: General Jokes
by sherbert man Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:57 am
(say this out loud)
knock knock
whos there
ipep
ipep who
... u have to say it out loud to get it
knock knock
whos there
ipep
ipep who
... u have to say it out loud to get it
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Re: General Jokes
by sherbert man Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:10 am
well i didnt get it at first
but its meant to sound like ip-poo
but its meant to sound like ip-poo
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Re: General Jokes
by Rudager Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:11 am
it was a horible mistake
Heres a good joke
why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
it had no body to go with.
Heres a good joke
why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
it had no body to go with.
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Re: General Jokes
by xman0444 Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:22 pm
Proballin53: The title of the board is FUNNY jokes.
There were three passengers in a plane. One Aussie, one Italian and one Asian. The pilot then comes and says that they are holding too much weight. The Italian says: "I'll throw out my Ferrari, we got plenty of those at home."
He throws out the Ferrari.
The Asian then says: "I'll throw out my laptop. We got plenty of those at home."
He throws out his laptop.
The Aussie then throws the Asian put of the plane and says: "We got plenty of those at home."
There were three passengers in a plane. One Aussie, one Italian and one Asian. The pilot then comes and says that they are holding too much weight. The Italian says: "I'll throw out my Ferrari, we got plenty of those at home."
He throws out the Ferrari.
The Asian then says: "I'll throw out my laptop. We got plenty of those at home."
He throws out his laptop.
The Aussie then throws the Asian put of the plane and says: "We got plenty of those at home."
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Re: General Jokes
by Guest Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:11 am
you copied that off me u bastardproballin53 wrote:(say this out loud)
knock knock
whos there
ipep
ipep who
... u have to say it out loud to get it
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Re: General Jokes
by sherbert man Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:01 pm
heres a FUNNY one!!
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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Re: General Jokes
by Rudager Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:55 pm
three blondes walk into a bar
you think one of them would have seen it
you think one of them would have seen it
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Re: General Jokes
by Rudager Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:57 pm
Why did the boy fall off his bike
because someone threw a fridge at him
because someone threw a fridge at him
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